The Story Whisperer You've Been Looking For

Think of me as your storytelling Swiss Army knife - except instead of a bottle opener, I've got pitch decks that pop, narratives that land, and business models that take that idea and turn it into something that can really make the shmonies 💸.

What I Bring to Your Story

• Triple Threat Capabilities: Design that dazzles, writing that wins, and data that drives decisions
• Audience Whispering: An uncanny ability to know exactly who's listening and what makes them tick
• AI Mastery: Leverage cutting-edge tools to amplify your capabilities 10x (without the robot uprising)

How I Can Help

<aside> I'm your go-to partner for:

• Deck Design & Storyboarding
  • Turning your rough ideas into visually stunning slides that keep eyes wide and minds blown.
  • Great for: Board presentations, investor pitches, product launches.
• Financial Models & Fundraising Pitches
  • Numbers that don’t just add up—they speak volumes. I’ll help you craft forecasts and pitch materials that make investors lean in, not glaze over.
  • Great for: Securing capital, validating revenue streams, impressing those pesky VCs.
• Brand Story & Copywriting
  • Finding your unique brand voice and telling your story so it actually resonates. I bring the snark when needed—and the polish when it counts.
  • Great for: Website copy, campaign messaging, brand refresh.
• AI Integration & Workflows
  • I’m deep in the AI trenches. Let me show you how to 10x your productivity (and your sanity) with powerful AI-driven tools.
  • Great for: Content generation, data analysis, and creative brainstorming. </aside>

The Receipts (Experience That Matters)

✨ Venture-backed founder who's been in your shoes

🔬 A decade of translating complex science, tech, and markets into stories that inspire action

💰 Current venture capital investor and platform leader supporting 200+ companies

Portfolio & Past Work (available on request - these things are sensitive)

How I Work

Whether you're flying solo or rolling deep with a team, I deliver value that sticks around longer than that last startup that promised to be the "Uber for plants."

The tenants I live by:

• Collaborative & Customized: I plug in for workshops and hour-long sessions that get to it and quickly - no fat, just juicy meat and a path to deliverables. If you need more time, there’s an option for that.
• Strategic & Sustainable: I deliver solutions you can repurpose again and again.